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I know I only have three watchers who are probably not arsed whether I upload anything or not but I just wanted to say that I would upload so much more if it weren't for these stupid sketchbooks and shit at school but I'll try to get some new shit up asap -
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If I Were... Meme
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IF I WERE:
A greek God/Goddess: I would be Momus, the God of mockery
A collector's item: I would be a comic book because they get more and more valuable as time goes by...or I'd be an action figure for the same reason
A gemstone: I would be an opal because it's my birthstone so it makes sense and like yanno
A kind of music: I think I'd be something like Soul or Motown-y because its just like oomph and Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and all those guys would sing me and I'd just be like oh yeh
A flower: I would be a buttercup because after a while I start to hurt your eyes
A plant: I would be burdock or a thistle because I'm ugly af
A color: Turquoise because it's my favourite so yeah
A day of the week: Monday because no one like me aahaha, nah I'd be Sunday because I'm enjoyable for a couple of minutes and then I'm annoying because you realise Monday is tagging along
A month: July because it's a typically warm month and everyone is happy because you're not in school
An animal: I reckon I'd be a dog because I'm loyal and grateful to my friends
A movie: White Chicks because I'm HILAAAARIOUS and bitchy obvs
A book: I don't read *ashamed*
A season: Summer, people are often happier in Summer and I want to make people happy
A natural element (water, fire, air, ground): Air, air promotes life, spreads seeds, wow, I'm so deep, I should write a rom-com
A fabric: cotton wool because, I don't know
A gesture (ex.: wink): the finger click and point if you know what I mean, sometimes comes with a wink, you know the one
Food: Crisps, mmm, I do love crisps
A Direction (north south west east): North West, I live in the North West so like may as well
A city: Manchester, same as above, also Take That
A word: bollocks, I love that word so much it's just funny, no matter who says it it's hilarious, bollocks, heh
A part of the body: cheeks, no one has bad cheeks so I can do no wrong
A sin: Greed, I love money, it's like the most suitable sin for me I guess
An instrument (music): Guitar, everyone likes guitars, *plays wonderwall generically* *absolutely loves it*
An emotion: Excitement
A shop (name it or write the kind of shop ex: pet store): I'd love to own an old fashioned sweet shop, or a hotel, OH MY GOD AN OLD FASHIONED SWEET SHOP HOTEL OMG THIS IS A MAGICAL IDEA
A car: Audi Q7
A garment: Hoodies, mmmm
A perfume: idek, the only perfume I can name is Chanel No.5 and I've never smelt it
An artwork: omg idek
A Mythological creature: Phoenix, I just love the thought of a phoenix, new beginnings and all
A weather effect: like sun, or what I don't get it?
A place (wood, beach, mountain, hill...): A theme park/ fairground
A cartoon/fantasy character: Scooby Doo, I'm so childish, everyone else would put something really meaningful and I'm like 'yeah a talking dog, thats a good idea'
A festivity: Is Christmas a festivity because I want to be Christmas
A drink: Tizer, mmmmmmm omg I love Tizer it's like, omonoonomomonomonomonomonomomonom
A science: Weird science by Oingo Boingo ahahahahahaha omg
A jewel: Myself
, I reckon I'd um idk, I seen a nice one but I don't know what it is called 
A greek God/Goddess: I would be Momus, the God of mockery
A collector's item: I would be a comic book because they get more and more valuable as time goes by...or I'd be an action figure for the same reason
A gemstone: I would be an opal because it's my birthstone so it makes sense and like yanno
A kind of music: I think I'd be something like Soul or Motown-y because its just like oomph and Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and all those guys would sing me and I'd just be like oh yeh
A flower: I would be a buttercup because after a while I start to hurt your eyes
A plant: I would be burdock or a thistle because I'm ugly af
A color: Turquoise because it's my favourite so yeah
A day of the week: Monday because no one like me aahaha, nah I'd be Sunday because I'm enjoyable for a couple of minutes and then I'm annoying because you realise Monday is tagging along
A month: July because it's a typically warm month and everyone is happy because you're not in school
An animal: I reckon I'd be a dog because I'm loyal and grateful to my friends
A movie: White Chicks because I'm HILAAAARIOUS and bitchy obvs
A book: I don't read *ashamed*
A season: Summer, people are often happier in Summer and I want to make people happy
A natural element (water, fire, air, ground): Air, air promotes life, spreads seeds, wow, I'm so deep, I should write a rom-com
A fabric: cotton wool because, I don't know
A gesture (ex.: wink): the finger click and point if you know what I mean, sometimes comes with a wink, you know the one
Food: Crisps, mmm, I do love crisps
A Direction (north south west east): North West, I live in the North West so like may as well
A city: Manchester, same as above, also Take That
A word: bollocks, I love that word so much it's just funny, no matter who says it it's hilarious, bollocks, heh
A part of the body: cheeks, no one has bad cheeks so I can do no wrong
A sin: Greed, I love money, it's like the most suitable sin for me I guess
An instrument (music): Guitar, everyone likes guitars, *plays wonderwall generically* *absolutely loves it*
An emotion: Excitement
A shop (name it or write the kind of shop ex: pet store): I'd love to own an old fashioned sweet shop, or a hotel, OH MY GOD AN OLD FASHIONED SWEET SHOP HOTEL OMG THIS IS A MAGICAL IDEA
A car: Audi Q7
A garment: Hoodies, mmmm
A perfume: idek, the only perfume I can name is Chanel No.5 and I've never smelt it
An artwork: omg idek
A Mythological creature: Phoenix, I just love the thought of a phoenix, new beginnings and all
A weather effect: like sun, or what I don't get it?
A place (wood, beach, mountain, hill...): A theme park/ fairground
A cartoon/fantasy character: Scooby Doo, I'm so childish, everyone else would put something really meaningful and I'm like 'yeah a talking dog, thats a good idea'
A festivity: Is Christmas a festivity because I want to be Christmas
A drink: Tizer, mmmmmmm omg I love Tizer it's like, omonoonomomonomonomonomonomomonom
A science: Weird science by Oingo Boingo ahahahahahaha omg
A jewel: Myself
, I reckon I'd um idk, I seen a nice one but I don't know what it is called Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Devious Journal Entry
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Actually hating school at the moment, I've never liked the place but ever since we've had to change over nothings been the same. Everything there is so impersonal and desolate. I know hardly anyone besides the people who I came from georges with and to be honest most of them seem like wankers anyway. I got my first ever detention today and I wouldn't even mind if I didn't do it because I don't have time anymore, I barely have enough time for my best friend so she probably thinks I'm a dick. Honestly, I hate this place. I don't like the majority of my lessons, teachers or the building itself. And I get that if people don't do work they will get punished but people have reasons and they don't even think to listen to us. At georges the teachers would punish us but they know that most of us are good people and that we would've done it, they would give us a second chance, here I just get a 45 minute after school detention, I'm so angry... They need to realize that no matter how mature we act we are still just kids and we can't be expected to deal with all this pressure. They have a lot to think about if you ask me.
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